Me: Jesus is who?
London: God!!

Me: And what did God make?
London: He made all thingth!!

Me: Why did God make all things? He did it for His...
London: ...For hith private awea!!

Ooooh... We were looking for "glory" on that one. Jesus did all things for His glory, never for His private area.

Perhaps this is indicative of the age, with all the focus on potty training and privacy and what is and isn't appropriate, but I can't help but wonder what on earth she could possibly be thinking!

Meh, two out of three is a good start. We will keep working on (survey says...) "glory!!" You don't need to go to seminary to know that survey doesn't ever say "private area."